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So I haven’t posted in a while (What else is new?) but I really don’t have anything of importance to talk about. So let’s just shoot from the cuff shall we?

So what’s with TV and TV replacement media? There seems to be a trend developing with all this crap. Let’s take the first one I came across. I think it’s hilarious but yeah… It’s especially funny for me coming from New Jersey.

Then there’s this lovely new show on VH1.

Aaaaand finally network TV is in on it.

So what the hell is this obsession with Tools?  It’s got me all self-conscious and made me do some self reflection.  Am I a Tool but oblivious like these people?  Let’s weigh the arguments…

Arguments For:
1 - I’m from New Jersey.
2 - I do selfless things only when girls are involved.  (Apparently…)
3 - I like me some shots, especially of Jaeger.
4 - Muscle Milk is damn good to me.
5- It’s all about the “cookie”.  What!  The cookie.  What!  The cookie.

Arguments Against:
1 - I don’t have hair.  Therefore, no new hair cut.
2 - I grunt at the gym only because I can’t lift the weight.
3 - I have never cheated on a girl friend.
4 - I don’t have a crazy party alter ego named Celebrity (but is it for if I want one?)
5 - Steroids are for suckers…
6 - I don’t pop my collar.
7 - My friends don’t have the same hair cut as me… OK maybe Andy but that’s it!

Phew!  Passed by the skin of my… hair.  I am not a Tool!  Now get me that Jaeger!

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