So I’ve never lived by myself and it’s been about 6 or 7 months since I moved out on my own so I figured I’d post about the change. Although there were never problems living with Patrick (for 9 years), there are some upsides to living on your own. Aaaaand since I’ve spent the past 4 days watching Letterman with dad… Top 10 Reasons Why Living Alone Rocks!
10. Other people’s “real” food doesn’t get in the way of your freezer full of frozen dinners and fridge full of water, beer, and Gatorade.
9. Using your washer as a hamper and dryer as a dresser is no longer rude. It’s more efficient and minimalistic.
8. If you want to replace coffee with a 90’s dance club in the morning while getting ready for the day, you’re not waking anyone up.
7. You don’t wake up to girlfriends whining, laughing, or making “other” noises. (Aww c’mon! I had to add it!)
6. You aren’t woken up at the ass crack of dawn by a Terp fanatic bustin’ down your door to tail gate.
5. No weird looks when you open the bathroom door after a round of Shower Karaoke.
4. You can watch whatever you want, even if it’s So You Think You Can Dance… for the 9th time.
3. If you want to rock out to Rock Band in your boxers… then rock out with your **** out.
2. An acceptable way to clean hardwood floors is re-enactments of Risky Business.
1. You only need to hide your porn stash when visitors come over.
28/10/2008 at 2:23 am Permalink
Aah! TMI!